He Said, She Said: Round Two 

The Very Talented Chazz of Dreamlanddancing and I had such a good time doing Round One,

we decided to kick it up a notch. Anything worth doing once, deserves to be done three times.

Enjoy My Friends.

He Said, She Said

 He Chortled

She Babbled

He Interrogated

She Elocuted

He Insisted

She Enunciated

He Pleaded

She Articulated

He Snapped

She Whined


He Denounced

She Pontificated

He Dogmatized

She Alluded

He Insinuated

She Whispered

He Interposed

She Intoned

He Narrated

She Interpolated


He Sighed

She Moaned

He Exclaimed

She Shrieked

He Threatened

She Cajoled

He Dictated

She Whimpered

He Shouted

She Commanded


His Penis, Her Pussy

His Meat Whistle

Her Cum Dumpster

His Slide Trombone

Her Meat Curtains

His Wang

Her Man In The Boat

His Pride & Joy

Her Vajayjay

His Lower Unit

Her Under Carriage


His Joy Stick

Her Taco

His Pecker

Her Nunni

His Schwantz

Her Poontang

His Viande

Her Diddle Hole

His Joy Stick

Her Bearded Clam


His One Eye Trouser Snake

Her Cooter

His Lingham

Her Love Canal

His Dipstick

Her Vertical Smile

His Kick Stand

Her Piss Flaps


 He Screwed

She Humped

He Drilled

She Jagged

He Violated

She Shagged

He Rutted

She Hunched

He Augured

She Mounted


He Snaked

She Made The Beast With Two Backs

He Burrowed

She Impaled

He Skewered

She Boffed

He Buggered

She Sexed Up

He Rimmed

She Fornicated


He Stabbed

She Debauched

He Deflowered

She Ravished

He Split

She Cuckholded

He Splayed

She Intermeshed

He Jizzed

She Jazzed


Fallatio and Cunniligus
 He Licked

She Sucked

He Slathered

She Bobbed

He Dined At The Sea Food Buffet

She Ate At The Y

He Yodeled In the Valley

She Snarfled The Garthok

He Lapped

She Dork’ Snorkled


He Munched

She Smoked

He Fressed

She Flecked

He Ate Out

She Blew

He Spit Shinned

She Polished The Knob

He Schlurped

She Quaffed


He Tongue Fucked 

She Gobbled

He White Washed

She Deep Throated

He Noshed

She Devoured

He Muff Dived

She Tongue Bathed

He Checked Under The Hood

She Put Lipstick On His Dipstick

  1. Anastasia, you are a hoot…I’ve not done collaborations before (at least not verbal ones…) so I am glad my first time was with a woman. Your replies were imaginative and fun. 😉


    • Dear Chazz,
      I Too Had A Lot Of Fun, collaborating With You.
      You Stirred Something Up Inside Of Me.This Really Had My creative Juices Flowing.
      I have not been challenged in this format before. I Needed To Submit and Release that part of my brain.
      Your Friend,
      Anastasia 😊


  2. symplysilent says:

    Anastasia – That was wonderful. I needed a break, and your post was perfect. Thank you – Silent


  3. jayne says:

    This was hilariously entertaining AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  4. Mynx's Sir says:

    Well done! That was truly well done!

    -Tom Wolf


  5. B. K. Hung says:

    Love it. So Gothic humour:

    As He Dined At The Sea Food Buffet She was worried she might transform, itching to Make The Beast With Two Backs.

    When the police came to investigate an hour later after neighbours heard shouts and cries, they discovered, two bodies, stripped naked, battered.

    They found it was his One Eye Trouser Snake buried deep within her Under Carriage…

    Lol. A horror story with a happy ending 😉


  6. Lala Rukh says:

    Oh that was something….!! Very nicely done by the way 🙂


  7. Franco Bolli says:

    Had such a good time reading part one and two. So very funny!


    • Dear Franco,
      I’m so Delighted this Tickled Your Funny Bone…..
      We had a lot Fun bantering back and forth. There were some words that were just to crude & rude to publish. Maybe that will be part Three 😄
      Your Friend,


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