🔞 MATURE THEME EXPLICIT SEXUAL LANGUAGE 🔞
He Said, She Said: Round Two
The Very Talented Chazz of Dreamlanddancing and I had such a good time doing Round One,
we decided to kick it up a notch. Anything worth doing once, deserves to be done three times.
Enjoy My Friends.
He Said, She Said
He Chortled
She Babbled
He Interrogated
She Elocuted
He Insisted
She Enunciated
He Pleaded
She Articulated
He Snapped
She Whined
*
He Denounced
She Pontificated
He Dogmatized
She Alluded
He Insinuated
She Whispered
He Interposed
She Intoned
He Narrated
She Interpolated
*
He Sighed
She Moaned
He Exclaimed
She Shrieked
He Threatened
She Cajoled
He Dictated
She Whimpered
He Shouted
She Commanded
*
His Penis, Her Pussy
His Meat Whistle
Her Cum Dumpster
His Slide Trombone
Her Meat Curtains
His Wang
Her Man In The Boat
His Pride & Joy
Her Vajayjay
His Lower Unit
Her Under Carriage
*
His Joy Stick
Her Taco
His Pecker
Her Nunni
His Schwantz
Her Poontang
His Viande
Her Diddle Hole
His Joy Stick
Her Bearded Clam
*
His One Eye Trouser Snake
Her Cooter
His Lingham
Her Love Canal
His Dipstick
Her Vertical Smile
His Kick Stand
Her Piss Flaps
*
Fucked
She Humped
He Drilled
She Jagged
He Violated
She Shagged
He Rutted
She Hunched
He Augured
She Mounted
*
He Snaked
She Made The Beast With Two Backs
He Burrowed
She Impaled
He Skewered
She Boffed
He Buggered
She Sexed Up
He Rimmed
She Fornicated
*
He Stabbed
She Debauched
He Deflowered
She Ravished
He Split
She Cuckholded
He Splayed
She Intermeshed
He Jizzed
She Jazzed
*
Fallatio and Cunniligus
She Sucked
He Slathered
She Bobbed
He Dined At The Sea Food Buffet
She Ate At The Y
He Yodeled In the Valley
She Snarfled The Garthok
He Lapped
She Dork’ Snorkled
*
He Munched
She Smoked
He Fressed
She Flecked
He Ate Out
She Blew
He Spit Shinned
She Polished The Knob
He Schlurped
She Quaffed
*
He Tongue Fucked
She Gobbled
He White Washed
She Deep Throated
He Noshed
She Devoured
He Muff Dived
She Tongue Bathed
He Checked Under The Hood
She Put Lipstick On His Dipstick
Anastasia, you are a hoot…I’ve not done collaborations before (at least not verbal ones…) so I am glad my first time was with a woman. Your replies were imaginative and fun. 😉
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Dear Chazz,
I Too Had A Lot Of Fun, collaborating With You.
You Stirred Something Up Inside Of Me.This Really Had My creative Juices Flowing.
I have not been challenged in this format before. I Needed To Submit and Release that part of my brain.
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😊
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Anastasia – That was wonderful. I needed a break, and your post was perfect. Thank you – Silent
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Dear Silent,
I’m So Delighted to know You enjoyed this post.
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😊
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This was hilariously entertaining AT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dearest Jayne,
I’m So Happy. I’m delighted to know I made a Fellow Sister Laugh!
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😄
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Well done! That was truly well done!
-Tom Wolf
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Dear Tom,
Thank You. I’m Delighted by Your Comment.
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😊
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Love it. So Gothic humour:
As He Dined At The Sea Food Buffet She was worried she might transform, itching to Make The Beast With Two Backs.
When the police came to investigate an hour later after neighbours heard shouts and cries, they discovered, two bodies, stripped naked, battered.
They found it was his One Eye Trouser Snake buried deep within her Under Carriage…
Lol. A horror story with a happy ending 😉
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Dearest B,
LMFAO… I Absolutely Love This Snippet! I Like The Way You Think B!
Your Friend,
Anastasia
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Oh that was something….!! Very nicely done by the way 🙂
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Dearest Lala,
Thank you. I’m glad you liked this post.
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😄
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Had such a good time reading part one and two. So very funny!
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Dear Franco,
I’m so Delighted this Tickled Your Funny Bone…..
We had a lot Fun bantering back and forth. There were some words that were just to crude & rude to publish. Maybe that will be part Three 😄
Your Friend,
Anastasia
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Riveting read 🙂
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Dear Shirley,
I’m Delighted!
Your Friend,
Anastasia 😄
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🙂
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